Review: Gamer (Blog)

Category: Gamer Reviews | Posted by: DaisyMay
Article Date: September 4, 2009 | Publication: Jo-Blo | Author: Chris Bumbray
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PLOT: In the distant future, video games have advanced to the point where players begin controlling actual people. The newest game to feature this technology is called “Slayers”, where players control death row inmates, who are forced to battle each other to the death- with the promise that once they’ve survived thirty sessions, they’ll be given pardons. The game’s reigning champion is an ex-soldier turned inmate- named Kable (Gerard Butler), who’s just completed his twenty seventh session. The game’s creator, a megalomaniacal IT genius named Castle (Michael C. Hall), has no intention of allowing Kable to survive his last few sessions, and Kable must somehow convince his user, a seventeen year old brat named Simon (Logan Lerman) to give him control his own actions- thus allowing him to go free and return to his family.
REVIEW: Basically GAMER is a rehash of the eighties Arnold Schwarzenegger vehicle, THE RUNNING MAN only instead of satirizing reality TV, this reflects the growing obsession with online multi-player games. When it comes to video games, I must confess that I’m something of a luddite. I don’t own any video game consoles and the last game I spent any time playing was probably GRAND THEFT AUTO: VICE CITY, which I used to enjoy back in the day. It’s not that I don’t enjoy video games, but they’ve just never really been something that was a big part of my life.



That said, I can see the appeal of multi-player online games like THE SIMS, as they can be a great escape from the pressures of the real world and while GAMER is certainly a huge exaggeration, I wonder if perhaps one day things will advance to the stage where gamers are controlling actual people? Hopefully not but then again, THE RUNNING MAN ended up being a pretty prescient view of reality TV, so hopefully in a few years, we won’t be saying the same thing about GAMER.
However, despite the heady subject matter, GAMER isn’t a particularly brainy flick. It’s a completely off the wall, jacked up action flick from Neveldine/Taylor, who previously gave us the CRANK films. I must admit- I loved the CRANK films- particularly CRANK 2, which I think is some kind of trash masterpiece (a “trash-terpiece” if you will). I went into GAMER expecting another crazy adrenaline rush, and that’s exactly what I got. While it never quite reaches CRANK 2 levels of insanity, this is still pretty funky action pic. In the space of ninety minutes, we get a body count that has to be in the triple digits (no PG-13 for this one folks), loads of T & A, and even a full on musical number set to a Sammy Davis Jr. cover of “I’ve Got You Under My Skin”. Hell there’s even a character named Rick Rape (played by Milo Ventimiglia of all people), so right there you can imagine what kind of film we’re dealing with here.



Overall, I had fun with GAMER. Gerard Butler is a kick ass action hero (dude is JACKED!!!), and this gives him plenty of time to demonstrate his ass-kicking abilities. He even gets to take on Terry Crews at one point although the fight scene is over way to fast for my liking. The action scenes are fairly decent although this definitely suffers from the 800 cuts a minute/ shaky cam syndrome that’s taken over every action film that’s come out in the last few years although considering the subject matter, this technique is somewhat appropriate. Still, I miss the days when you could actually decipher what’s happening in an action scene (another reason I loved INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS).
As the main baddy, Michael C. Hall is effective; if wildly over the top (he gets the aforementioned big musical number). DEXTER is probably my favorite TV show, so it was cool seeing him in this, although it made me even more anxious for the new season to start (one more week!).



The best thing about GAMER is that Neveldine/ Taylor definitely had the pacing down pat as it runs a lean ninety minutes, and doesn’t wear out it’s welcome. I have to say, I kind of dig their whole trash/ excess aesthetic, and I image if you watch this between CRANK & CRANK 2, you could see their evolution (or de-evolution) to the trashterpiece insanity of CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE (this was shot BEFORE, and sat on the shelf for awhile). If you like this type of thing (and obviously, there are people that do, as the film went over really well as the screening I attended- although it had a few walkouts) you’ll probably get a kick out of it, although you’ll be disappointed if you walk in expecting a straight-forward action flick. Still, I dug it and would recommend it to anyone looking for a trashy adrenaline rush.
Grade: 7/10