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Category: RockNRolla News Posted by: DaisyMay Guy Ritchie has made Horoscope’s cool. In only that way that Guy Ritchie can make British vulgarity cool.
Officially Cool: RocknRollascope! (Blog)
Article Date: January 28, 2009 | Publication: Film School Rejects | Author: Josh Radde
Source: Film School Rejects
The producers of RocknRolla, released on DVD today, have come up with the RocknRollascope — a horoscope for the rocknrolla inside all of us. Basically like any horoscope you enter your birthday and your name, sit through a commercial for RocknRolla’s DVD release, and hear a British punk read your horoscope for the day.
I was born in July of 1983, so I’m a cancer…Here’s what RocknRolla’s hipster douche had to say about me:
“I spent all last night with a cancer who told me I was shut down and couldn’t express myself…what a bunch of windgers (sp)!”
“You’re a cancer, such a sensitive sort. Don’t be gettin all blubbery, it makes my bits shrivel.”
“Cancer? OH….Lucky you. Named after a horrible disease…way to go.”
“Just ‘cuz you’re a cancer doesn’t mean you have to be so soddy crabby. Get it? Crabby? … Oh piss off.”
So British. So funny. Go check it out, if nothing else it’s about as funny as the movie.
What does your RocknRollascope say today?
